i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am
I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”
could someone please come pick up their crying child
ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way
This night has devolved into sobbing and watching Finding Neverland while the cat glares at me.
The problem: I am cripplingly lonely/touch starved, but have no friends/hate meeting new people. Also, even if I didn’t hate meeting new people, I don’t want new people, I want people I’m already comfortable with and like.
The solution: Idk, bribe my sister to move here or something.
do you ever just hold your pet and think ‘holy shit you are alive like a little life process sustained by little organs and brain cells and you are going to die and be gone before i am and i can’t do anything about it what the fuck i just keep you in my house and ignore you a lot how fucking arrogant is that’
If there is ONE thing I will try and teach any daughter I have is that
DICK. IS. ABUNDANT. AND. LOW. IN. VALUE.
Do NOT waste your time and energy on baaaaaaasic diiiiiiiiiiiick.