gbbo-blog:

True love

gbbo-blog:

True love

ivashhkovs:

orphan black meme: 2/2 clones

alison hendrix

gincidont:

FAO the person who wrote that legendary James/John fanfic (you know, the one where Sue Perkins interrupts halfway through SAUCY), this requires a part two. 

gincidont:

FAO the person who wrote that legendary James/John fanfic (you know, the one where Sue Perkins interrupts halfway through SAUCY), this requires a part two. 

A message from Anonymous
Why the long face Paula?
A reply from bennyslegs

ah, a classic! i haven’t heard this since i was 16 years old and on the school bus, being ridiculed and bullied almost every day :’) thank u for the sweet reminder, i hope your insides become lava and your tongue becomes ash in your mouth and u choke and no one hears u to help 

I’m sorry for assholes but I think “I hope your insides become lava and your tongue becomes ash in your mouth and you choke and no one hears you to help” may be one of the most creative and thorough curses I’ve ever experienced and I love it.

cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture
(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture

(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

Um wrong, QuizUp. He sent it to Mycroft.

Um wrong, QuizUp. He sent it to Mycroft.

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

Today was the day I finally made two adult life steps: I changed/wrote down all my passwords/security questions, and I Tumblr Saviored “daddy” and “daddy kink.”

prasejeebus:

Baby put on heart shaped sunglasses cause we’re gonna take a ride

prasejeebus:

Baby put on heart shaped sunglasses cause we’re gonna take a ride

drowsynight:

sext: you look like the universe decided that it was tired of being so immense so it compressed all of its beauty and complexity and wonder into a smaller form so it could make everyone around it feel like they were a part of the stars

"Well, you know what I think?"

"What, this last half hour wasn’t it?!"

Still one of the best exchanges

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

shingekinoheichoo:

okay i know next to nobody will reblog this but please

if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc)  to you about your appearance and it hurt you, please reblog this, i need to show my mum and step dad the notes.

Communist Love Song
Soltero

Look me in the eyes under expanding winter skies

You’ll find a feeling there that never knows the cold

Look me in the eyes and the skeptic in me dies

The skeptic is a fool we are exceptions to the rule

And this is our land this is our land I will cross it holding your hand

From Krasnoyarsk to Moscow we will not be turned away