do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression
ah, a classic! i haven’t heard this since i was 16 years old and on the school bus, being ridiculed and bullied almost every day :’) thank u for the sweet reminder, i hope your insides become lava and your tongue becomes ash in your mouth and u choke and no one hears u to help
I’m sorry for assholes but I think “I hope your insides become lava and your tongue becomes ash in your mouth and you choke and no one hears you to help” may be one of the most creative and thorough curses I’ve ever experienced and I love it.
Today was the day I finally made two adult life steps: I changed/wrote down all my passwords/security questions, and I Tumblr Saviored “daddy” and “daddy kink.”
sext: you look like the universe decided that it was tired of being so immense so it compressed all of its beauty and complexity and wonder into a smaller form so it could make everyone around it feel like they were a part of the stars
"Well, you know what I think?"
"What, this last half hour wasn’t it?!"
Still one of the best exchanges
okay i know next to nobody will reblog this but please
if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc) to you about your appearance and it hurt you, please reblog this, i need to show my mum and step dad the notes.