peggingwithstyles:

travisdodgeunwritten:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”

could someone please come pick up their crying child

I did so many adult chores this weekend! I am god of September!

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gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

This night has devolved into sobbing and watching Finding Neverland while the cat glares at me.

The problem: I am cripplingly lonely/touch starved, but have no friends/hate meeting new people. Also, even if I didn’t hate meeting new people, I don’t want new people, I want people I’m already comfortable with and like.

The solution: Idk, bribe my sister to move here or something.

Look at this dumb baby

Look at this dumb baby

chuuface:

do you ever just hold your pet and think ‘holy shit you are alive like a little life process sustained by little organs and brain cells and you are going to die and be gone before i am and i can’t do anything about it what the fuck i just keep you in my house and ignore you a lot how fucking arrogant is that’

If there is ONE thing I will try and teach any daughter I have is that

icarntspell:

DICK. IS. ABUNDANT. AND. LOW. IN. VALUE. 

Do NOT waste your time and energy on baaaaaaasic diiiiiiiiiiiick.

"You must not reduce yourself to a puddle just because the person you like is afraid to swim and you are a fierce sea to them; because there will be someone who was born with love of the waves within their blood, and they will look at you with fear and respect."
T.B. LaBerge // Things I’m Still Learning at 25 (via tblaberge)
Watching Sleepy Hollow.

Watching Sleepy Hollow.

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cornelluniversity:

Did you know?! The Feline Health Center offers a variety of online resources for cat owners.

cornelluniversity:

Did you know?! The Feline Health Center offers a variety of online resources for cat owners.